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Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday

Sun, 27 Jul 2014 20:27:26 +0300

They've taken on the grocery store, gone head-to-head with Santa and the Tooth Fairy. They've even challenged democracy itself. Now John, Chris and Erik of the best-selling Dumb White Husband short stories will join forces to battle the undead. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're kind of dumb. So probably not. It all begins on a Monday...They've taken on the grocery store. They've gone head-to-head with Santa and the Tooth Fairy. They've even challenged democracy itself. Now John, Chris and Erik of the best-selling Dumb White Husband short stories will join forces to battle the undead.Well, join forces is being pretty generous. Especially since they hate each other. That's why the HOA forced them to bowl together in the first place. So, let's say they're thrown together and forced to survive the zombie apocalypse. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're separated from their families. They're forced to work together. They're kind of dumb. So probably not. It all begins on a Monday--the first installment in the Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies mini-series.Part 1 of Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies.Also available in the collected edition Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: The Zomnibus including the 6 stories Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday - The Weekend.

Junkers Season Two

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:46:09 +0300

Revenge of the Apocalypse

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 12:01:45 +0200

No one knows for sure who he was before the world went to hell. But, it didn't take long for Invictus to establish himself as one of the great horrors of the new world. He rules the post-apocalypse from behind the walls of Alasis commanding an army and distributing terror into the wasteland. There are few survivors that have not felt the cruelty of this post-apocalyptic tyrant. It's time for his reign to end.From his fortress in Alasis, the tyrant Invictus has spread misery and torment across the wasteland. Now the Librarian is headed to Niagara Falls to put an end to the madman's reign once and for all. But, he'd better hurry. He's not the only one looking for revenge.

Crossroads of the Apocalypse (A Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series Book 5)

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 14:53:44 +0200

Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store

Sun, 27 Jul 2014 17:33:43 +0300

John would rather sit and watch the game, but his wife needs some things at the store. Can he complete the list and get back in time to see the end of the game?John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can’t quite master the intricacies of the potty.It isn’t his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband – probably for a fear of what we might find – but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he’s not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.In this adventure, Dumb White Husband goes to the grocery store.Also available in the collected edition The Big Book of Dumb White Husband.

Revenge of the Apocalypse (A Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series Book 4)

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 15:39:10 +0200

Shattered Alliance

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:46:08 +0300

Rudyard Kipling

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:36:53 +0300

We have in this Rudyard Kipling biography an important clue to Mr Kipling and his work. Mr Kipling writes of the heroic life. He writes of men who do visible and measurable things. His theme has usually to do with the world's work. He writes of the locomotive and the engineer; of the mill-wheel and the miller; of the bolts, bars and planks of a ship and the men who sail it. He writes, in short, of any creature which has work to do and does it well.

The Billionaire's Vinegar

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:46:41 +0200

Junkers

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 15:51:36 +0200

Tortugas Rising

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:54:44 +0200

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:03:27 +0200

Crossroads of the Apocalypse

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 10:10:14 +0200

He's got pirates behind him, sea monsters ahead of him and a boatload of passengers that refuse to get along.

It's been a year since the events in Niagara Falls.vThings have generally gotten better in the wasteland and civilization is starting to take hold along the rivers. No one knows where the Librarian is, or if he's alive, but there's a man and a mastiff running passengers from Hannibal to Cairo that might have an idea as to what really happened. Life is starting to return to normal along the river if you don't count the pirates and the sea monsters. But all of that is about to change and the end of the world may never be the same again. The Duck & Cover Adventures continue in Book 5, Crossroads of the Apocalypse.

It's still the end of the world as you've never known it.

The Bulletproof Adventures of Damian Stockwell: Triple-Barreled Edition

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 21:46:41 +0200